I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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