It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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