do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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