I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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