I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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