i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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