It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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