All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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