The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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