Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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