R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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