what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Randomize
