fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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