Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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