And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Randomize
