the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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