I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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