I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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