so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize
