oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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