So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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