just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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