i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Randomize
