it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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