What a fucking waste of an outfit
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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