I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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