Whatcha textin bout Willis?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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