first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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