I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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