He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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