Me. At least after what I've been through.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
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