We're like a lot better than the average bears
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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