I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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