What did we do last night that was yellow?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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