We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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