ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
