i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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