my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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