yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
