It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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