Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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