remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
