Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
there is glitter all over my balls
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