i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
When did angry sex become our thing?
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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