One girl and one boy is just not enough.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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