i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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