i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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