Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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