Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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