drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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