ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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