i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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